Hey, gentlemen and ladies put on your seatbelts, and get ready for a ride of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will keep you smiling, scratching your head, or pondering the life choices of both bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
As soon as we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style with grace, elegance and a ability to dump his valuable cargo in the most unfortunate locations. But little did he know just how he'd be the source of the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
Let go of what believe that you know about bears and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring opinion and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new the king of town, and you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent citizens who struggled to make their way out of a garbage bag They will have you in stitches. Their collective incompetence is truly incredible to witness. If you're ever trying to find a laugh take a look at the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell in a bid to stop some crime and not accidentally shooting one another.
And let's not forget the courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. They're not from the movie found in "Frozen." Two hikers discover the riches of Colombian quality, and in the blink of an eye you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become to be the primary target of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. In reality, who would need someone to play Disney princess when there's animals that snort and roar to be found?
The movie strikes the perfect blend of comedy and terror and makes you smile in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn in terror the next. Body count goes up faster than those hairs that hang on your head as you'll cheer to each demise with wild excitement. This is as if you're watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about the final showdown. Imagine: a cascading waterfall flowing in the background our family composed of (blog post) Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry poised to confront their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. This is an epic fight for the past, accompanied by the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder take Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think the bear is done for and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of famous proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. The editing is as jumpy just like a caffeinated squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and you wondering if the film reel had been used in secret as scratching board. Be assured, viewers, because the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether some of the editors seemed seem to be in a high-sugar state themselves.
This film is a mixture with tension, double crossings and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll as you go home with a smile at your face, just remember this final tip from the reviewer's report: You should not feed bears anything. especially not drugs or fellow trekkers. Don't be fooled, it's not going to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Make sure you grab your popcorn, buckle down, to get lost in the wild world of "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other that'll leave you in laughter, thinking about the powers of bears and hidden party potential.